THE HOT DOG MAN

    He's a competitive eater,

    He's the two-time repeater.

    He's no sham,

    He's the HOT DOG MAN!

    He's the missing link,

    He needs to see a shrink.

    But he's no sham,

    He's the HOT DOG MAN!

    He sees no need to embellish,

    Just pass him some relish,

    He's gotta eat, ma'am,

    He's the HOT DOG MAN!

    He don't like no custard,

    All he needs is mustard.

    He's no sham,

    He's the HOT DOG MAN!

    Some, they say he's a fun one,

    But he just wants some onion.

    He'd never eat a clam,

    He's the HOT DOG MAN!

    For him there is no fun

    Until he's gets a bun;

    He don't give a damn,

    He's the HOT DOG MAN!

    If he's ever in doubt

    He grabs himself some kraut,

    I'm his fan,

    He's the HOT DOG MAN!

    Is he in line at the Bank?

    No.  He's in line for a Frank.

    He sure can't get any leaner

    If he keeps eatin' them wieners!

    SHOUT IT OUT -

    HE'S THE HOT DOG MAN !!!

                                                                                                  Words by Tom Farber